Entry for February 12, 2008
Why Show People End up Broke
The Most Expensive Collar you ever bought?
Why of course ..that very first Show collar! How it all began? In the
beginning...you got your dog, a real show dog, and quickly realized that you
needed the correct collar to show him on. Which in turn led you to that
wonderful buttery smooth three foot leather lead. At your very first show, you
noticed that you just HAD to have the proper Grooming supplies also....Slicker
Brush $9.00 Comb $10.00 Spray Bottle $4.00 Good Conditioner $15.00 Water Bottle
$4.00 Pin Brush $15.00 Bait $10.00 NEW Collar(your dog has now out grown that
first one)$14.00 Chalk $9.00 Chalk Brush $15.00 Cholesterol $10.00
YOUR FIRST POINT.*****YOU'RE HOOKED****** ** Bait $10.00 Dog show
calendar$12.00-don't want to miss ANY shows now. By now you're beginning to
realize the back seat isn't a proper way to transport your dog. Dog Crate for
the car $80.00 At your very next show you begin to feel a bit more confident
and relaxed at dog shows. Borrowing and waiting to use your friends grooming
table is so inconvenient. ...Grooming Table $95.00 Grooming Arm $50.00 Bait
$10.00
You begin to start collecting dog show things, old towels, skirts with pockets,
dresses with pockets, good comfortable shoes, rain gear, umbrellas, water jugs,
etc $100.00 Now you have too many grooming supplies?...Tack Box to store and
hold the supplies $50.00 Good comfortable Camp Chairs $35.00-we seem to be
spending much more time at shows lately.
Suddenly you realize all of these items AND your dog don't fit in the family car
anymore....Used Mini Van $15,000.
Somewhere around this point you get tired of waiting to use your friend's blow
dryer....New blow dryer $150.00 Extension Cord for Dryer $15.00 Five-way plug
for sharing electricity with your new dog show friends $10.00 New and improved
dog show collar and lead $40.00 New type of improved Coat Conditioner $15.00
Bait $10.00 Your friends favorite Shampoo and Whitener$35.00 New Comb and
Slicker brush $25.00 (you lost the old ones at the last Show) Scissors $30.00
(kitchen shears just don't trim those pads right)
Muddy Show grounds..Roll up mat for covering ground $45.00 YOUR DOG PICKED UP
HER NINTH SINGLE The hunt for majors begins. After wasting much money on
entries where majors didn't hold you begin to get frustrated and search out and
find that new male show puppy and a perfect match for your female!....
Crate for new dog $80.00 Show collar and lead for new dog $50.00 (your tastes
have been refined now) Handling classes for new dog $40.00 The very first show
teaches you that your Mini Van will not carry both crates and all your
equipment... .Brand New Larger Mini Van $25,000.00 Now having two dogs to show
and get ready quickly teaches you a generator is required! Generator $325.00
Two Dog Kennels for outside $1,000.00
Just got to pick up one of those majors on your female so you hire a handler for
those major shows $200.00 (+/-) YOUR FEMALE FINISHES! Your new male is too young
to breed.....Updating & Health Clearances on Female $200.00 Stud Fee $1,000.00
Progesterone Testing $200.00 Whelping box $250.00 Vet bills-x-rays,Sonograms,
well mother checks $400.00 Putting first aid whelping kit together $300.00
Vaccines for new litter $150.00 X-pen for puppies $80.00 Whelping pads,
fleeces, toys for puppies, weaning supplies, etc $450.00 Baby Scale $45.00 Well
puppy and mother exams $150.00
Spectacular puppy in litter will be new show dog....Immediately realize Mini Van
will NOT hold three dogs and show equipment... .Motor Home or Full size dog show
van $30,000 to $100,000.00! You suddenly realize you are eating macaroni and
cheese while your dogs are eating Human Grade Dog food at $55.00 a bag.
Congratulations!You have now earned the title of "Dog Breeder!" Aren't you glad
you are finally making those big bucks breeding dogs? So far you have invested
$75,652.00 in showing your two dogs. *This figure does NOT include dog food,
the initial cost of your dogs, entry fees, motel bills, general vet bills, toys
and many other ownership incidentals. Your litter of pups yielded six puppies,
you kept one and sold the other five for $500.00 each. Congratulations you just
made $2,500.00 "Breeding your dogs!" Now if you can just breed 30 or more
litters you MAY just break even with your initial investment of over $75,000!